By Brandon Tucker
I may not be some K Street insider like some other bloggers at Wise Guys, butI can still get riled up at the circus that is the Presidential elections.
I sure hope this Giant Douche gets buried: Mitt Romney. And it's all because of this ad that I always see during football games on TV:
It's pretty clear what his message is: The reason the Bush Administration is faltering is because they have taken on the values of Democrats - so it's the Democrats' fault for the shape America's wobbly future and demise in global relations is in.
Do voters actually buy this?
I think my rule in who to vote for is becoming simply, who has the least amount of experience in politics - because the longer you're surrounded by these weasels the more you're transformed into a lying, manipulative sneak or a spineless soul who just wants to not get noticed, even if it means curbing his internet child porn habits at least until he's off a government computer.
On a side note, I received an email from a friend who is supporting Barack Obama and sent a mass email asking us to donate to his campaign.
Shit, doesn't he have is own personal Ms. Havisham in Oprah? I think I'm better off serving democracy by spending $20 on two months of NetFlix.
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