If you like fake mammers, you can’t hate Barry Bonds

By Brandon Tucker

If you have, enjoy or encourage breast implants, you can’t hate steroids and Barry Bonds – the two are really quite similar.

Both HGH and Silicon allow the user to gain an unfair advantage, whether its women in search of more confidence in the workplace and dating scene - or a baseball player in need of hitting strength and faster recuperation.

It’s also not as highly regarded as someone who has similar results doing it the natural way. It’s always a feel good story.

So as Barry Bonds faces scrutiny and potential jail time for simply trying to gain an advantage - it’s safe to say steroids are as rampant in baseball as silicon is at Club Boca – we should recognize that Barry Bonds is not alone, he just benefited most from it, like Pamela Anderson or Jenna Jameson.

Plastic surgery and steroids can also be abused (i.e. cautionary tales Meg Ryan and Chris Benoit).

The only difference I can think of between Barry Bonds' HGH usage and women with fake mammers is that women are extroverted about it. Generally, you don’t have to know one too long before she confirms what you've been thinking to yourself since you first saw her, and many times she will show them to you, even in a crowded bar.

Bonds on the other hand didn’t seem so proud of his steroid intake - so much so he could face jail time for concealing it to the feds (there's another similarity: people will stop at nothing to confirm whether a woman has gotten them done).

Bonds and the rest of the players' cloud of secrecy is probably because steroids are illegal, causes you to attack defenseless women - and makes your balls smaller.

Well, there’s another difference.